Out for a trial run, on Taunton Motoring Club’s Primrose rally. Don’t forget you can support us at http://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/marcusandmouse
Harry Potter himself is one hell of a man’s man. The guy played hide the broomstick with his best friend’s sister, gets to first base with a Scottish Asian, nearly banged a ghost, picked up a pair of twin Indian sisters with zero difficulty and would have probably whipped out his wand for that chick in the London Underground had that asshole Dumbledore not cockblocked him.
Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18747_5-absurd-but-mind-blowing-pop-culture-conspiracy-theories.html#ixzz10MH2gYUQ
The battle for pesto domination was long and bloody. On the one side was the evil red pesto determined on pasta domination, on the other side was the peaceful green pesto who just wanted pasta and sources to get along. But in the end the grated cheese just pisses over everything anyway not caring about pesto race. Tonight red pesto thought it had won before the left over cheese was found in the fridge. The cheese always wins, daaaaammmmmnnn you cheeeeeese!!!! *shakes fist
The Explosions of Every Nuclear Bomb to 1998
This is really quite facinating
The 2010 Social Networking Map -
This Tumblr post is probably being monitored by a Google Information Gathering Outpost…..
Dem Nuggitz, dey be crispy like u never SEEN
The follow up comment is funnier:
Dem nuggits is off the muthafuckin’ HOOK! but fo the real wat’s up with the bitches runnin’ the drivethroughs? I kno this one bitch Brittany from scool right. Brittany’s a ho STRAIT UP. The fellas used to call her KIA Sportage cuz from the outside the back looks spacious, but when you try to put something in it, it be snug like a muthafucka.
Anyway I saw this trick at Wendy’s workin the drivethrough and i was like “Brittany, Brittany! Hook me up with sum nuggets and I’ll hook u up with deez nuts”
she didn’t say nuthin’ and I was like “I know u hear me” and this ho’ ass Helen Keller acted liked she didn’t hear shit. I didn’t even trip (tho I wanted to). it’s hard to get play at Wendy’s yo…
